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You know those scenarios where you rack your brain for something intelligent to say and the result is a kilo of nothing accompanied by ear deafening silence.Yaani those instances i where you wish the world would just save you the agony and swallow you.If you haven’t figured it out ,here are a couple

• You’ve been ‘dropping bombs over baghdad’ and you realise the next cubicle also has abomber who seems to be doing better at hitting the targets.When you are all done,15 minutes later,you leave the cubicle at the same time as your war hero who happens to be your boss.What do you say,’Nice work inside there….????’
• You are at the Safari sevens(For the ladies),you are looking all glam in your micromini skirt and pencil heels and decide to parade your beauty in-front of the main stand with Arigi and his bots cheering you on.Then the unspeakable happens,your heel snaps and the laughter from the crowd…..deafening!
• Its Monday morning,the whole of Sunday you’ve been having this feeling deep down that you did something silly on Sato night while under the influence of Jack Daniels and his cronies.Then you waltz into class into class and it finally hits you,you made out with the loud chiq from the front of the class.Whats her name again??

You get my flow,right?Feel free to laugh at yourself.

In other news

Madmyke has never been the smooth cat,you know the guy who had chiqs writing him note back in primo,come high school they couldn’t get enough of him??That wasnt me,its not like I didn’t know what to say around them,its just that it always come out wrong(I will not start quoting examples for the sake of my street cred.)Okay,I will admit I used to say some really dumb things,I would do everything right;buy her ice-cream and all that high school crap but I always ended up saying something silly..Thank God for inventing high school coz that’s where all of us learnt to sharpen our tools

Hook up with some old school friends and laugh bout your adolescent induced stupidity..